Ow, my mouth. I'm another year wiser too.

Q: How much do MASCOTS get paid?
A: Typically, the low-end of costumed mercs are around a store manager's salary. On the upper end though, it's a millionaire's club...It all depends on the job that is being undertaken and the ability of the MASCOT to get it done in order to receive payment.

this is an interesting turn of events. He outfoxed himself by being overconfident in his preparations for training noobs. Tough luck!

Training? ...Oh, I read that wrong. Yeah, he tripped up there.